Articles is about a lot of things. It's mainly a site for me to put stuff on..and I like that to be enjoyable funny stuff. A lot of that stuff is articles. Rants, editorials, movie reviews, stories, whatever. They're all articles. So that's what articles are. Stuff. Articles!

Talc, the Wonder Mineral's Tips on Robot Design
Preaching to the Choir, a Rant About Anti-Piracy Ads
Best of 2003: Which, I'm Told, Has Ended
The History of Hosting
Ye Old Tymes by Erik
Kicking Brits, or How to Spend Your Summer Vacation
Exposing an Ugly Conspiracy by Ben
Other Overlooked Celebrations by Christina
Sports Meets Tradition
Why wouldn't a thousand words on presidents and farts be funny?
What are ass pills?
I Totally Got in a Fight
The Master Plan
Best of 2002, Tries to Remember
Subtlety Will Get You Nowhere
The Wolf is my Brother
How it almost became Natnl. Shoot a Brit with a Flare Gun Week
Number Theory and Vagina Dentata by Jeff
An Archaeological Look at Brit Kicking by Ben
The Problem with Canada by Erik
Holiday Accessories
Erik Friend Sure Likes The Cock.
Of Advertising and Infomercials.
Let's Play a Game. A Stupid One.
Optimus Prime would make a kickass president.
Why Hast Thou Forsaken Us?
GameCube vs. XBox Argument
History of National Kick a Brit in the Nuts Week
Jock Poems: What killed the Greeks
The Fabulous Mister Naja
Stupid Questions Answered
The Great Usian Mardi Gras Adventure, Day 2
The Great Usian Mardi Gras Adventure, Day 1
Hatt Baby, Hatt Baby
I'm Jesse, and I'm a Dreamcastaholic
Things I Could Do With a Giant Robot is Run by a Lazy Liar
The Universe Strikes Back
Ian is Dying
It's Thinking
Limes of the Hore
Casey Goes to Jail by Casey
Kill Your TV
Morning Routines
The War Against Ants
Universal Truths of
The Whole Altoid Deal
Record Breaking Silence Ended
Oh Shit! Turn it off!
The Simple Cop
Close Encounter with the Nazis
Severity Levels in Bathroom Situations
A Good Comedy
"I Think I'm Stuck"
Drivin Around Venice
My Friend is a Stripper
Chilly Pig
There is a Horrible Man-Thing at IHOP!
The Grismack Effect
The Quote of the Day
No Title (Feb 25th)
CD Addiction
Something I found
Augh! Goto Dot Com
Government Offices
The Great Pants Revolution of '98

Ye Olde Rants
A Day at the Dirt Mall
A Trip to the Mechanic
The Wonderful World of Standardized Testing
In the Den of the Goths
Destination: Albany
The Most Capitalist Place on Earth