Record Breaking Silence Ended
Bob: Well we're all gathered here today at the Apartment Arena for what
promises to be an exciting game.
Jimmy: Yes it does Bob, I haven't seen a match up like this since late 1999,
and I think these titans are well overdue for a conflict like this.
Bob: Well our first competitor is already on the field Jimmy, he's the
Roommate. The Roommate's been silent for almost a full week, only grunting
and quickly running away when people try to talk to him. His opponent is
determined to make him talk. Here he comes now.
Jimmy: The Roommate's opponent, is from out of state but lives in California
here with the Roommate. I was talking with him earlier and he said that he
doesn't think it's very conducive to happy life if you live with a quote
unquote fucking mute.
Bob: Well, the subject of today's event will be the Rent Check. The Opponent
will try to get his Roommate to talk by presenting him his share of the Rent.
Should the Opponent fail, he has a chance to try to pick a fight in an effort
to bring some speech out of him. They're starting now.
Jimmy: It looks like he's walked into the room without the Roommate looking
away from his computer. He's holding up the check, and he said: "here's
rent". Wow that's a good shot.
Bob: The Roommate is looking at him now, but there's still silence. Uh oh
looks like he's gonna grunt. NO! He said "Cool, Thanks". Oh my god I don't
believe it. The Roommate has spoken! The Roommate has Spoken. The record
breaking silence has ended.
Jimmy: And what a lovely day for it too Bob, The Opponent is returning to his
room, he looks happy.
Bob: He certainly does Jimmy. This is a day that will not soon be forgotten.
Very much like way back when The Opponent lost to the Roommate by not causing
anything more than a nod by bringing a refridgerator into the Apartment Arena
about a month back. Wow, what a match.
Jimmy: I'm glad I was here to see it firsthand. Days like this just make me
love the game.
Bob: Me too Jimmy. Well folks, have a good and safe night, enjoy your
after-game parties. We'll see you soon.
Jimmy: Good Night!